Of course we had to document our more awkward, interesting and priceless encounters:
Encounter 1:
- Culprit: Elizabeth
- Accusation: Awkward smile
If you know me, you know I never smile with my mouth closed. Some people can pull it off; I just end up looking constipatedly awkward. I felt bad smiling at the Ground Zero sight, but I think I offended the hallow grounds even more with this picture that Husband and I still tinkle our panties whenever we look at it.
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Culprit: Dog Lady & her Companion
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Accusation: Humanizing her animal
Yes, those are shoes on the DOG. We actually think this is pretty genius. Nevertheless, we had to document it.
Encounter 3:
- Culprit: Very nice Information Desk worker at the NY Public Library
- Accusation: Probably the most crazy/conservative/wackadoodle hairstyle I’ve ever seen
Just by looking at her, I think she's got a great story to tell.
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Culprit: Man in The Park
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Accusation: Attempting to cross country ski in jeans…on a sidewalk…that has just been plowed
You can't see the detail in this picture, but my intuition tells me this gentleman was bored this Sunday afternoon and decided to dust off his ancient skis. I imagine him humming a tune like "Ho Hum"
Encounter 5:
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Culprit: Re-encounter?
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Accusation: tranny-fierce jumpsuit for “skiing” in The Park
Encounter 6:
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Culprit: Crazy Tourists
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Accusation: Not reading the WARNING sign and not checking the weather to know it hadn’t been cold enough for an extended period of time for the the pond to be safe…hence, the sign
This is why tourists get a bad reputationPretty sure this guy is a local...he's just as much at fault
6 responses so far ↓
1 Britty // Jan 22, 2009 at 2:07 pm
I can never do the closed-mouth smile either; I look like I’m in pain.
2 Lauren H // Jan 22, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Okay, this made me laugh so hard. Elizabeth, I tried to do the closed mouth smile for a while and then my sister told me I looked stupid, so that ended fast.
Also, that woman’s hairstyle: incredible.
3 Tay // Jan 22, 2009 at 8:49 pm
ahahaha very hilarious…in my family we call that the pleasant look. needless to say, no matter how pleasant we really are…it never looks natural. OH HOW I LOVE THESE POSTS.
4 Meg // Jan 22, 2009 at 10:37 pm
hot. tranny. mess. all of it.
5 Liz K // Jan 22, 2009 at 10:47 pm
That lady looks like an alien! Or maybe a castoff from Flock of Seagulls…
6 Colette // Jan 26, 2009 at 12:10 am
the cross- country man in jeans is my favorite. Not to be out done by the hair lady. Wow. ah haha
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