So technically it’s still Bobbo’s birthday and thus this birthday post still counts. We wanted to annouce you all you readers out there, especially the single female ones that this day marks a glorious day for you. Robert Whiteley Cramer affectionately known as Bobbo has turned the ripe ol age of 18! That’s right all you cradle robbers! Get your bags out cause you’ve got a steal of a deal here. Let me hit you with the truth train:

Name: Bobbo

Age: 18 baby

Occupation: High school student set to graduate

Talents: He’s a monster with the video camera, churning out piece after piece for Kolt News. Also juggles cats.

Likes: Yoga, Knitting, working on dairy farms

Dislikes: Cher

 There you have it! A prime candidate for any and all. Good job Bobbo you’ve almost made it through puberty. Now to just work on the voice cracking thing….. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

(P.S. Wife usually writes these and they’re much more flowy and eloquent and loving. But I’m tired and need sleepy)